When you’ve tried some of the others
Who oftentimes laid claims to be,
More suited to your drive concerns
Than Scotland’s EDC…
But when proof seems somewhat lacking
When these are subject to the test,
Like love, you’ll find your faith’s been blind
And we can still surpass the best.
But we’re ready and we’re waiting
With arms wide open, plain to see,
Just as the Prodigal Son returned
To welcome you at EDC.
So, though you may have strayed far from us,
When for soft blandishments you fell,
Be family, as once before,
You’ve been more missed than words can tell.